Patrick's world
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  • Me:

    So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.

  • Grandma:

    I have enough idiot granddaughters already

  • Me:

  • Grandma:

  • Me:

  • Grandma:

    But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.

  • *then later*

  • My mom:

    Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?

  • Me:

    Yeah... *doesn't move at all*

  • Grandma:

    Katie, go pick up the LEGOs

  • Me:

    Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*

  • Grandma:

    See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.

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bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target