Patrick's world
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jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

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objectofhisdesire:

beautilation:

fuck her really passionately and hard and good
give her The Look (that says “I can’t believe how in love with you I am this shit is ridiculously great”)
give her The Other Look (that says “Baby, I need to bury my boner in you like right now, no, LIKE RIGHT NOW”)
buy her Chipotle
leave her alone when she’s getting ready and don’t comment on how long it’s taking
don’t talk about your stupid celebrity crushes in front of her. even if she gets it, she doesn’t want to hear it and will show you the same courtesy 
if your friend is kinda being a dick to her and it’s not funny, tell him to knock that shit off
be your genuine weird dude self around her- when y’all can be comfortable with eachother you both get more out of your relationship
at least pretend like you love her cat/ dog/ bird/ fish/ mom
never get her a generic teddy bear- always opt for a stuffed version of one of her favorite characters.
let her help you out with your personal bullshit, she wants to and she’s probably dope at it and can see it from a different- but valuable- perspective
wash your dick every day for the love of god man
When she says “you look really cute” take a mental note of your hair, facial hair situation, outfit, shoes and mental state and remember that, because she wants to see it more
bare your soul, let your walls down, be a real motherfucker with her. You will get so much more out of your relationship with her when you do, and she will love you for trusting her so much.
don’t you dare get shy about going into full on animal mode during sex. Get wild, make noises, try new things and if she says ‘ow’, ask her if she wants you to stop and if she says stop, stop. But I’m telling you, she probably will be into whatever the fuck you’re doing while you’re in animal mode, you crazy tiger.
be proud of her, show her off, make her feel like you want the world to know that she is your babe. 
Bury your face in her often.

All of this

objectofhisdesire:

beautilation:

  • fuck her really passionately and hard and good
  • give her The Look (that says “I can’t believe how in love with you I am this shit is ridiculously great”)
  • give her The Other Look (that says “Baby, I need to bury my boner in you like right now, no, LIKE RIGHT NOW”)
  • buy her Chipotle
  • leave her alone when she’s getting ready and don’t comment on how long it’s taking
  • don’t talk about your stupid celebrity crushes in front of her. even if she gets it, she doesn’t want to hear it and will show you the same courtesy 
  • if your friend is kinda being a dick to her and it’s not funny, tell him to knock that shit off
  • be your genuine weird dude self around her- when y’all can be comfortable with eachother you both get more out of your relationship
  • at least pretend like you love her cat/ dog/ bird/ fish/ mom
  • never get her a generic teddy bear- always opt for a stuffed version of one of her favorite characters.
  • let her help you out with your personal bullshit, she wants to and she’s probably dope at it and can see it from a different- but valuable- perspective
  • wash your dick every day for the love of god man
  • When she says “you look really cute” take a mental note of your hair, facial hair situation, outfit, shoes and mental state and remember that, because she wants to see it more
  • bare your soul, let your walls down, be a real motherfucker with her. You will get so much more out of your relationship with her when you do, and she will love you for trusting her so much.
  • don’t you dare get shy about going into full on animal mode during sex. Get wild, make noises, try new things and if she says ‘ow’, ask her if she wants you to stop and if she says stop, stop. But I’m telling you, she probably will be into whatever the fuck you’re doing while you’re in animal mode, you crazy tiger.
  • be proud of her, show her off, make her feel like you want the world to know that she is your babe. 
  • Bury your face in her often.

All of this